“The Last Time I Saw Paris” by Tom Disch

July 31st, 2008

The Last Time I Saw Paris, by Tom Disch

Will I never see Paris again? It may well be.
Or Salina Cruz? Almost certainly.
But London: surely I’ll live that long.
And Ischia, Naples, CapriI must see them again,
Although I don’t know when.
Not tomorrow, but soon.

And which are the disches I have unwittingly
Tasted a final time? Stewed tripe? I can live
With that. Various fruits peculiar to Brazil.
But not, I beg of fate, Aunt Cece’s lemon pudding.
For I mean to make some more.
Not tomorrow, but soon.

And which are the friends I’ll see no more,
Whether by their demise or mine,
Or merely through the slow attrition
Of concern: what are their names?
If I knew, I’d phone.
Not tomorrow, but soon.

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Top Five Happy Poor People in Musicals

July 31st, 2008

Top Five Happy Poor People in Musicals

5. Chimney sweeps in Mary Poppins (reality: most chimney sweeps were abandoned boys who were small enough to fit into the narrow chimneys. If they got stuck: barbecue! Many died of scrotal cancer in their teens because they got soot trapped up there, which caused irritation and cancer).

4. Annie dances with homeless people in a Hooverville in Annie (a happy relationship that is renewed in film in the new movie Kitt Kittredge: An American Girl. She cavorts with hoboes).

3. Homeless Victorian street urchins forced to steal for a mean taskmaster in Oliver!

2. Natives in South Pacific.

1. Newsboys in Newsies! Yay, no child labor laws!

Top Five Hotdogs that will Kill You Instantly

July 31st, 2008

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Top Five Prolific Living Writers

July 30th, 2008

Top Five Prolific Living Writers

5. Stephen King/Richard Bachmanmore than 50 books

4. Alexander Mccall Smith57 books and counting (as of today)

3. Ruth Rendell/Barbara Vineat least 73 books

2. Nora Roberts/J.D. Robb/Sarah Hardesty/Jill Marchover 150 novels

1. Joyce Carol Oateshelp, we can’t count that high!

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