Top Five Fun Facts About North Korea

by Ernie on 30/01/09 at 10:57 am

5. Everyone is subject to daily “self-criticism” sessions in which they must describe all of the ways that they have failed in their duty to Kim Jong-Il

4. Kim Il-Sung has been dead for 16 years but is still the head of state, having been “elected” “eternal” leader

3. Everyone must wear a pin with Kim Il-Sung or Kim Jong-Il’s face on it, and keep it spotless at all times

2. Kim Jong-Il kidnapped a famous South Korean director (and his wife) and forced him to make movies. When the director refused, he was sent to a concentration camp for 5 years and eventually complied. He and his wife finally escaped, eluding guards while in Cannes for the premiere of one of their films

1. Even at the height of the North Korean famine in the 1990s, Kim Jong-Il was still the largest consumer of Hennessy cognac.

3 Responses to “Top Five Fun Facts About North Korea”

  1. Andrew

    Jan 30th, 2009

    Sometimes I feel like some silly variation of your choice for number three could occur here in the United States.

  2. Sam

    Dec 7th, 2009

    yeah…

  3. braydan

    Jan 5th, 2010

    preety cool but 3 is so gay

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