Christopher Logue
was a certified rogue
before an aroma
befell him from Homer.
Christopher Hitchens
burst into kitchens
with news that the chef
was secretly deaf.
Christopher Smart
awoke with a start
and made a beeline
for an unfortunate feline.
Christopher Robin
invited the Mob in
and paid it a fee for
bumping off Eeyore.
Christopher Wren
was envied by men
for courting perfection
with each new erection.
Christopher Lloyd
is slightly annoyed
that nobody stalks
him but Michael J. Fox.
Christopher Walken
wonders how Tolkien
became such a phenom.
“Why couldn’t it be ‘Nam?”
Christopher Ricks
acquires his kicks
from Eliot, T.S.,
and Zimmerman B.S.
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