This is really a variation on the bloody mary, dreamed up at a bar down at the Jersey shore this past weekend. It’s for those who need to be seriously revived. Each sip feels like being slapped in the face while someone demands “where’s my money, b*&ch?!?!” Just as the drinker settles down, another slap to the face. “I said, where’s my money?!?!”

1. Two ounces of Satan’s Tears (vodka steeped in habanero peppers for a year)
2. Two tablespoons of horseradish
3. Three shots of tabasco
4. One dash lemon juice
5. 1/2 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
6. One lime wedge
7. Three ounces tomato juice

Drink. Wince. Drink. Wince. Quiver in fear. Drink again . . . .