If you like my new collection, Caligulan (or even if you don’t!), you might want to check out the Caligulan t-shirt, designed by Jennifer Mercer, who also designed the covers of my three books and all related paraphernalia.

Sizes run from S to XL in standard men’s sizes, though they run large, so someone who takes an XL can comfortably wear an L. Shirts with the full logo are $15, and with the smaller logo $5. Free shipping. Free magnet and stickers thrown in.

Just contact me through the “contact” page here on this site. Happy to take credit cards or checks (hell, cash if you like!).

Here’s the official description: “Jennifer Mercer also designed the ‘black metal’ logo-style ‘Caligulan’ with devil’s tail enfolding the author’s name, admitting that it taxed her to the limit of her ‘black-metaling skills.’ The logo appears on stickers as well as tour t-shirts screen-printed by Devilfish Ink in Philadelphia. The reverse of the t-shirts features the ‘Sixty Nights from Sixty Sonnets to Caligulan’ list of sixty Hilbert readings that comprise his informal tour for the first two books.”

Jennifer Mercer models the shirt she designed for Hilbert’s book, Caligulan.