You know those air dancers, the big plastic tube men that flap around and dance in front of car dealerships and discount furniture warehouses?

Well, Lynn and I found ourselves passing one on Baltimore Pike, and, since it was a leisurely afternoon, a rare thing, I decided to turn the car around and pull in to get some quick footage of this all-American air dancer (it was a furniture store).

We agreed this one looked like he was at a heavy metal concert. So, here he is! Unveiling the E-Verse Heavy Metal Air Dancer. He’s a moshing, head-banging, “wacky waving arm-flailing tube man!” Check him out. And please share.