- A few Bradys short of a bunch
- Half a bubble off plumb
- No grain in the silo
- Proof that evolution can go in reverse
- Receiver is off the hook
- Has a leak in the skylight
- Too much yardage between the goal posts
- Dumb as a donkey
- Not all the soldiers are marching in line
- A few fruit loops shy of a full bowl
- Donated his brain to science before he was done with it
- Dumb as a stump
- Has the parachute but missing the ripcord
- All telephone, no receiver
- One ski short of a snowmobile
- Eats soup with a fork
- The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead
- The cheese slid off the cracker
- The engine is running but nobody is behind the wheel
- A few shades beyond blonde
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