I’d like to thank the 4,500 people who visited my blog in the past month to read what I have to say. I’d like to remind you all that we have E-Verse Radio merchandise available for free:

1. Temporary tattoos: fool your friends into thinking you’ve inked yourself with Ernest and Paul.

2. Shot glasses: As Thomas Love Peacock says on the shot glass, “Not drunk is he who from the floor / Can rise alone and still drink more.” Indeed! These have seen a bit of use lately.

3. Keychain bottle openers: these are cool electric blue aluminum, light weight and very practical for beer drinkers.

4. Stickers: we know quite a few people have slapped them onto their cars, but have you considered sticking them up in the bathroom of your favorite local dive bar? Let’s get moving, people!

5. Pens: For those who have jobs and like to write things down; perfect for writers too! Emblazoned with the E-Verse slogan: “Would it kill you to read a *&$@* book?”

6. Magnets: We know you have a refrigerator . . . .

7. Guitar picks: More and more musicians are inking exclusive sponsorship deals with us! If you like to strike big chords on your plectrum instrument, let us know and we’ll send out some picks.

What’s next for the E-Verse merchandise shelf? You’ll see . . . .