The Count, a sinister Romanian emigre who currently lives on Sesame Street in Brooklyn, New York, suffers from an obsession with counting, known in medical circles as arithmomania. Those who are cursed with this affliction are compelled to obsessively count everything around them. When confronted with a lack of tangible objects to count, sufferers are sometimes driven to begin counting such abstractions as their own feelings. Here is a truly terrifying example of this hell-in-life that Count von Count is doomed to suffer for all eternity until his heart and head are removed by vampire hunters. Scary stuff.